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つばきファクトリー「デートの日は二度くらいシャワーして出かけたい」

  • つばきファクトリー「デートの日は二度くらいシャワーして出かけたい」

    作詞:つんく 作曲:つんく 編曲:江上浩太郎

    SMFH, fricking Tsunku… You are making me seem like I have no variety and I just cover your songs!!!!!!!!! It kinda pisses me off. Egami Kotaro arranged the song. I personally remember him the most fondly from his work on Berryz Koubou’s 1 roku 3 zen man sou diet song. It was the same combination of him and Tsunku. His wiki entry says his styles are R&B and Hip-hop, which explains the trap hi-hats sprinkled deliciously throughout the song. I think he did a great job on the song.

    I guess at times, even if I try really hard, I still can not seperate the music from the idols… @ around 1:30 of the video Kishimon looks into my soul. She rendered me bare of every defense I could have had mustered against her… I am bewitched!gushing>

    Anyways idol music, when not “Pure” Idol music borrows from other music, but does not fully become that music, so its psudo that type. Psudo rock, Psudo R&B, Psudo Indian. In this case, it uses a Psudo Counterpoint. Tsunku has taken us all the way back to Baroque Era music just for the music nerds… Here is a video explaining counterpoint, and an example of a piece of counterpoint the Fugue of Bach’s Tocatta and Fugue in D minor. There is a song that sounds just like this (at least it does to me), but its VideoGame Music.

    Song format
    Intro 1
    Solo Verse 1
    Counterpoint Verse 1
    Prechorus 1
    Chorus 1
    intro 2
    Solo verse 2 (solo)
    Counterpoint verse 2
    Prechorus 2
    chorus 2
    intro 3
    bridge
    Chorus 1
    intro 4

    Lyrics
    Once again Tsunku writes these wonderfully realistic portrayals of young girls and their insecurities. This whole song about body odor destroying her love interest’s desire for her. Its so perfect, such an innocent, naive thought a young lady surely has… not knowing of course that men couldn’t care in the least. I swear we men function on like 25% of our brain… I think men smell in broad ranges… Smells good, smells normal, smells like something is off, smells better than me, and it stinks… 97% of things are in the smells better than me and up range.

    Anyways the protagonist said that if she is going on a date with the guy, she wants to shower about 2 times before she leaves, which is ridiculous and so relatable at the same time. I think this is the charm of Tsunku’s lyrics, you are laughing because its lame, but you relate because you think the same way about something. Once again we have an insecure protagonist who is like, “you say I’m beautiful, but what about me is beautiful?” in fact, “I know that I have no confidence, I’m basic, I’m not fashionable.” (I want to imagine that the question he asked that made her say “ you think so” is “I like you, we should go on a date.”) In fact “if I was to go on a date with you, I would need to shower about twice before I left the house.” She said that if she would be embarrassed if she met him after school, likely because of her body odor. She is so hyper aware of her smell that she notices how her hair smells after going into a convenience store. Which by the way in Japan serves food and stuff, like fried chicken and warms up refrigerated food like yakisobapan or bentous, but she would likely only be in there for a few minutes, so its just describing how ridiculous she is.
    In the second verse she is saying that she likes the silence when they are together or on the phone because she ca hear his heartbeat… but likely she is just too nervous to talk and is rationalizing it. She said she would love to be on this date all day, buuuuut her hair and makeup and stuff is in disarray. So now she wants to go back home. He literally says out of his mouth, “The way things naturally are, are good” but she still believes that she needs to “do something” to be worthy of his love. But in actuality, she does not love herself so she can not understand how someone else can love her. Its these sort of nuances about complex topics and situations that Tsunku puts in these short songs that is masterful.

    The love interest is freaking running his fingers through the protagonist’s hair and she is still worrying that her body odor might botch the whole operation. I think this song really is attributable to the girls who sabotage themselves.

    Composition
    CIRCLE OF FIFTHS! I love this progression too much and its so common in baroque music for sections to have a happy spiral of fifths.
    Anyhow, So only (sadly) the verses have the counterpoint-esque melody, the pre-chorus has a call and response thing going on. But both ultimately are call and response, the verses have a different rhythmic response and the pre-chorus has a similar rhythmic response. Like in verse 2 the first verse sets the melodic them that the second verse builds on. I will refer to them as voice A (establishing melody) and voice B (the answer to melody A). So in the verses, voice A goes up as it descends, and voice B goes down as it descend. This gives this wonderful motion to the melodies, its contrasts make them seem like they are arguing back and forth, or crossing each others paths.

    This time our song is in the key of E flat major (e- f g a- b- c d e-) and my comments about the bass and melody use the scale degrees from this scale.
    Melody, so delightful, even apart from the verses.
    verse 1 - 3, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 5 (flat)

    verse 2 - 3, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 6 (Voice A)
    verse 2 - 3 to 4, 2 to 3, 1 to 2, 7, 6 (voice B)

    pre-chorus - 6, 5, 4, 2, 4 3 (voice A)
    pre-chorus - 4, 3 (voice B)

    chorus - 3, 2, 2, 3, 5(flat), 3, 2, 2, 3, 5(flat), 6

    Bass line is particularly important here, as its the luscious circle of fifths and harmonizes with the melody is a significant way.
    verse 1 - 6, 2, 5, 1, 4, 2, 3, 3
    verse 2 - 6, 2, 5, 1, 4, 2, 3, 6
    pre-chorus - 2, 5, 1, 6, 7(flat), 3
    chorus - 6, 2, 5, 1 to 3, 6, 2, 5, 1 to 7

    They are using a bit of trap cymbols in the song (linked for the hi-hats). The song has a trap feel to it. Its trap-baroque-edm-idol musics. The guitar is quickly picking all of the chord notes, its such and interesting effect. There is this cool synth sound in there that sounds like an alien singing opera or something in the background of the intros, verses, and bridge, which is so wtf.
    Honestly its a simple song, but it just ticks a lot of the boxes for stuffs I like. So in exchage for ticking a couple boxes, I spend a couple days obsessively listening to the song.

    ~Jigen

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